Finally, a cereal suited for a Mexican like me :3

Finally, a cereal suited for a Mexican like me :3

one of my favorite songs from my childhood, just saw the video and….well….his face…makes me loose my shit while trying to sing along. 

all time low orders pizza.

  • pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
  • matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
  • pizza hut: would that be delivery?
  • matt: yeah.
  • jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
  • matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
  • pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
  • matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
  • alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
  • matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
  • pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
  • matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
  • pizza hut: yup that's correct.
  • matt: can i get two supreme -
  • vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
  • matt: ......
  • vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
  • matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
  • vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
  • zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
  • rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
  • matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
  • jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
  • vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
  • matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
  • alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
  • matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
  • pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
  • matt: YES YES YES.
  • rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
  • matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
  • pizza hut: any drinks?
  • matt: six 2 liters of coke.
  • vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
  • matt: SHUT UP VINNY
  • pizza hut: is that all for you?
  • matt: yeah what's the total
  • jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
  • pizza hut: that would be 295.33
  • matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
  • jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
  • pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
  • matt: really?
  • pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
  • matt: god bless you, kind soul.
  • pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.

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coliemcbolie:

I don’t wear glasses

I get torn away from tumblr and this is what I miss? D: no fair

coliemcbolie:

I don’t wear glasses

I get torn away from tumblr and this is what I miss? D: no fair

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rxredcomet:

devhalena:

fluffleine:

Bumblebee (Transformers) Cosplay

Source [curecos.com]

Cosplayer: のぐ [fc2.com]

Photographers: 覚羅さん (top photo), タ~さん (bottom photo)

I…

O_O

this is so amazing

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timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:

Do The Math series by Matt Cowan

All designs available in shirt flavor at mjcTees.

must have on my wall thing. :DDDD

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flka;hjfadslk;jhfl;kajdslkf;j I larve it >:D

(Source: songsofthestars)

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Anonymous said: what does themexicancharmeleon mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?

Well I’m mexican and Charmeleon is one of my favorite Pokemon, so I thought it would make a good user name. And no, no I don’t.