Da Hobbit Qoutes

Flerbherbderbin

Flerbherbderbin

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Finally, a cereal suited for a Mexican like me :3

Finally, a cereal suited for a Mexican like me :3

Oh Jonny, you and your silly faces

one of my favorite songs from my childhood, just saw the video and….well….his face…makes me loose my shit while trying to sing along. 

all time low orders pizza.

  • pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
  • matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
  • pizza hut: would that be delivery?
  • matt: yeah.
  • jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
  • matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
  • pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
  • matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
  • alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
  • matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
  • pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
  • matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
  • pizza hut: yup that's correct.
  • matt: can i get two supreme -
  • vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
  • matt: ......
  • vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
  • matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
  • vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
  • zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
  • rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
  • matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
  • jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
  • vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
  • matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
  • alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
  • matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
  • pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
  • matt: YES YES YES.
  • rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
  • matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
  • pizza hut: any drinks?
  • matt: six 2 liters of coke.
  • vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
  • matt: SHUT UP VINNY
  • pizza hut: is that all for you?
  • matt: yeah what's the total
  • jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
  • pizza hut: that would be 295.33
  • matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
  • jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
  • pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
  • matt: really?
  • pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
  • matt: god bless you, kind soul.
  • pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.

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coliemcbolie: I don’t wear glasses I get torn away from tumblr and this is what I miss? D: no fair

coliemcbolie:

I don’t wear glasses

I get torn away from tumblr and this is what I miss? D: no fair

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rxredcomet:

devhalena:

fluffleine:

Bumblebee (Transformers) Cosplay

Source [curecos.com]

Cosplayer: のぐ [fc2.com]

Photographers: 覚羅さん (top photo), タ～さん (bottom photo)

I…

O_O

this is so amazing

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timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:

Do The Math series by Matt Cowan

All designs available in shirt flavor at mjcTees.

must have on my wall thing. :DDDD

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flka;hjfadslk;jhfl;kajdslkf;j I larve it >:D

(Source: songsofthestars)

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Anonymous asked: what does themexicancharmeleon mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?

Well I’m mexican and Charmeleon is one of my favorite Pokemon, so I thought it would make a good user name. And no, no I don’t.